Cutting Edge Science

If you are on the cutting edge, you are holding the knife the wrong way. —Anon

These documents may be read as science parody or satire. On the other hand, they may also contain subtle profundities. The reader must decide. When humor and satire become indistinguishable from reality, there's cause for concern.

Any student plagiarizing from these documents deserves to flunk.

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Bringing Feng Shui into the 21st century. by Ken Amis.
A New Theory of Dark Matter by Donald Simanek.*
The Hazards of Solar Energy by Donald Simanek
The Age of the Universe is a Function of Time by Donald Simanek.*
A Deductive Proof of Newton's Third Law, by Ken Amis.*
Toward a New Theory of Gravitation, by Ken Amis.*
The Truth About Crop Circles, by Ken Amis.*
A New Theory of the Moon Illusion, by Ken Amis.*
A Religion for the Rest of Us by Donald Simanek.*
Ban DHMO! This is a classic.
Energy Independence: Perpetual motion is the way to go, by Ken Amis.*
Alternative Engineering by Steven Novella, M.D.
Heaven is hotter than hell . This is a classic.
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory. From "The Onion".
Papers by Tamerlane A. Edvardssonn.
Stop the torture of innocent plants.

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