By John C. Holden and Donald E. Simanek

This document is made available as a public service to promote greater precision and clarity in the use of physics terms and concepts.

John C. Holden, who also goes by the name of Jack Holden, received his training in geology at San Diego State University and in paleontology at the University of California at Berkeley. He served as a marine geologist and geophysicist intermittently for the U. S. Coast and Geodetic Survey, ESSA, and NOAA. He has also been employed in private industry as an exploration geologist and paleontologist, as a consult, and as a scientific illustrator. To lighten his work load he founded and directed the Mazama Institute of Geotectonic Redundancies, and also founded and served as President of the International Stop Continental Drift Society (ISCDS). This organization valiantly campaigned to stop continental drift and sea-floor spreading. It's efforts to reunite Gondwanaland, have, however not yet achieved the desired results.

Through all of this he has managed to retain his sense of humor, and has demonstrated time and time again that sacred cows make pretty tasty hamburger.

The Physics Teacher's Dilemma.

A typical physics course introduces more new technical terms than a foreign language course. Pity the poor student who must learn these. Pity the poor professor who must juggle these with precision.

Chemists talk about moles and weighing moles.

Physicists speak of charge-carrying wires.

Textbooks even speak of cutting field lines. One supposes special scissors are required to do the cutting.

One must never confuse a foot-candle with a foot pound or a pound foot.

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